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Last updated on 01/06/2025

07/30/2000
: Me?! A mad man?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As if! Anyway, here's a pixel perfect GIF of ME for your personal websites. Knock yourself out!

07/05/2000

: I've actually known Microsoft Agent since Windows 95. It was version 1.5, and we don't have custom system tray icons at the time.
: Quick question. Does Kaufmo have a system tray icon before he, well, abstracted?
: ...Good question.
: Heh. I bet you know how to decompile 1.5 characters, cause we can't.
: ...Know what?
: Are 1.5 characters even a thing?

05/08/2000

Artwork by yourpalsalamander

02/02/2000
: We've resolved the leak and the blog is finally back to normal! Thanks, everyone!

02/01/2000
: Today's adventure is.... SAVE THE BLOG! That's right, the entire blog page is being flooded due to a leak caused by me pulling out the idea box from the pillar! Even Bubble can't plug that up! It's up to you to drain all the water out this site! Good luck!

01/06/2000
: I have no idea what's going on with Ragatha, but it seemed as if her true personality was unlocked by such a sauce! Or was it just a theory?
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